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2:39 PM Mar 14th
lay in bed for a long time, 'twittering' in my head. tried to remember what i had 'twittered' last night. got up. put on dressing gown. etc.
2:50 AM Mar 14th
listened to man on radio in taxi with 'strong opinion'. panicked mildly that i would never have a 'strong opinion' about anything.
10:53 AM Mar 16th
possibly going to eat a banana in a moment.
11:00 AM Mar 16th
still haven't eaten the banana. what am i doing?
11:01 AM Mar 16th
i feel like i have 'twittered' myself into eating the banana.
1:41 PM Mar 16th
i feel like i am 'twittering the mother-fucking shit out of everything' today. i feel like i am in a fast, open-top sports car.
2:22 AM Mar 16th
my penis feels like a day old glass of water, with bubbles and a bit of tobacco in it.
2:22 AM Mar 16th
my penis feels like a CD i never listen to anymore.
2:23 AM Mar 16th
my penis feels like a curious old gentleman climbing a flight of stairs and then stopping halfway up to have a stroke.
1:47 PM Mar 17th
i am eating a blueberry muffin.
11:57 AM Mar 18th
it is 'blueberry muffin time' again.
4:13 PM Mar 18th
my leg feels strange.
4:15 PM Mar 18th
@jennashworth hi, babes.
2:19 PM Mar 20th
just watched a video on the internet explaining how to fold a t-shirt.
2:22 PM Mar 20th
just tried to look at the alley at the back of my parent's house in kenilworth on google street view. wasn't there.
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