Anybody got any hip porn for me to look at
Calculated that my internship is paying me 64 cents / hour
Almost sneezed out my retainer
Using this face peel mask sample from sephora, smells like shit
Got kicked out of whole foods
i only talk to boys on the internet. sorry
Wish my cat would come sleep next to me instead of just staring from the floor...
~and if i die tonight, then i guess i die tonight~
Young father just told his lil confused son 'it's pretend beef'
My face skin feels fucking fantastic right now
I like the concept of baby carrots much more than I like eating them
Taiwanese grad student coworker is back. R yall lovin these tweets or what
The white girl in my Chinese class always sits apart from 'the rest of us'
Mom emailed me & told me to take 'highly sensitive person' self-test online
literally just introduced myself to a housemate after 1.5months of living in the same house
here is some advice don't make out with your only friend because then you will end up with zero friends
'brenda' is maybe the homeliest name I can think of, rly thankful my name is not Brenda
Can someone write me an email tonight detailing all yr emotional issues so I can read it first thing tmrw.we can trade
neone know if there will still be pumpkin pie milkshakes @sonicdrive_in late december
high carrot consumption today, both in baby and regular form
Wanted to ask cute boy on the train reading consider the lobster to be my bf but just stared at his shoes instead
keep having beer burps even tho I have not drank ne beer recently.lentils?
'wanna c my cock' - guy in the subway, real quietly
this time last year was the worst i had ever felt emotionally. now i am doing alright. hi
rapper name p. needy
my mom has guests over and is telling them i am a 'highly sensitive person' and shes writing a book re 'raising' me
whats up w. tiny ass avocados w. huge ass pits
anorexia seems good
let me tell you about this oatmeal i make