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ELEVATED SELF ESTEEM AS A RESULT OF ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION
MEGAN BOYLE


i want to go to the gym
and pretend the weight machines are drums
and play the longest drum solo on them

everyone will stop working out
to look at me
gradually, a crowd will gather
people will nod their heads
and whisper to each other
'what is she doing?'
'i don't know, but i like it'