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a person wakes up in a bed that is really just a bare twin-sized mattress set directly on the floor
the bed is in a room that only has a bed
the room is in an apartment that is only a room
inside the apartment is a bed and a laptop and a toilet and a sink and a shower and a mini refrigerator and an oven with a stovetop and a toy poodle without a name
the person walks to the toilet and pees
the toy poodle is lying in the corner staring at the person peeing
the person walks to the mini refrigerator and takes out a box of vegan burgers and looks at the vegan burgers then puts the vegan burgers back into the mini refrigerator
the person looks out of the only window that is only 2 feet by 2 feet big and a little dirty and sees a pigeon fly into a window of another apartment and fall 20 stories to the sidewalk
the person walks back to the mini refrigerator and takes out a portabella mushroom the size of their hand and washes it in the sink then eats it raw
the person eats the mushroom and thinks 'fungus, i'm eating fungus' while eating the mushroom and doesn't really laugh but opens their eyes a little bigger and then returns them to a neutral position
the person eats around the stem of the mushroom and then eats the top of the stem then feeds what is left of the stem to the toy poodle
the toy poodle picks up the stem in its mouth and then drops it back on the floor and walks back to the corner and falls asleep
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