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the dalai lama is a high priest in the gelug or 'yellow hat' branch of tibetan buddhism
the dalai lama sometimes accidentally refers to this as 'big hat buddhism'
the dalai lama likes to repair watches in his spare time
the dalai lama has 5,148,667 followers on twitter and follows 0 people
the dalai lama once wrote a rap song in which the only lyrics were 'i have 30x more twitter followers than eckhart tolle' and 'lama lama lama lama lama lama'
the dalai lama is bald
the dalai lama has several undiagnosed personality disorders
the dalai lama steals ~3 grapes every time he goes to whole foods
the dalai lama is addicted to MDMA, LSD and DMT
the dalai lama has never told a knock-knock joke
the dalai lama is severely allergic to fabric softener
the dalai lama's google search history includes: 'what are bath salts', 'watch breaking bad online' and 'rick ross'
the dalai lama has seen all 4 shrek movies
the dalai lama has a foot fetish
the dalai lama doesn't know who kanye west is
the dalai lama has ignored 5 phone calls from his mother this week
the dalai lama openly 'shit talked' oprah during an interview with the new york times in 2010
the dalai lama sometimes listens to audio recordings of people chewing on carrots
the dalai lama has never had a sunburn
the dalai lama once licked a cactus because he thought it was fuzzy
the dalai lama doesn't know how to check his email
the dalai lama believes that france does not actually exist, and that what most people believe to be 'france' is actually eastern spain
the dalai lama claims to have seen the loch ness monster
the dalai lama is terrified of dogs
the dalai lama once earned 60% on an online trivia quiz about his own life
the dalai lama is physically incapable of winking
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