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Jan 20
megan just peed on the marcy projects
Jan 20
does anybody even like being happy
Jan 23
wearing 3 pairs of tights & socks & a shirt & a dress & a sweater & a hoodie & a floor length coat & a scarf & a hat & 2 pairs of gloves
Jan 28
don't know if this is semen or cocaine on my bed sheets
Jan 30
being the only one left panicking on twitter late at night is like being the last person asleep at a slumber party
Jan 30
seems i have disappointed my entire family via twitter
Feb 1
megan is peeing on a cop car
Feb 2
feel like ive been anticipating the day i get to stop eating forever. like, i will reach a certain age and my body wont need food anymore
Feb 3
beyonce ruined the superbowl with her powerful ass
Feb 4
i wanna watch some shit with michelle williams, that bitch is sad
Feb 12
worried abt obama
Feb 18
need adderall to be motivated enough to call my dad
Mar 6
cleaned up spattered beer using only my towel while still suckling on 16 oz budweiser
Mar 10
said 'heads we buy crack, tails we dont buy crack' then the coin landed on tails like ~5x, god is fucking me
Mar 16
hungry hungry retards
Mar 17
made a rule that i have to stop drinking coffee by 5pm while planning to buy as many amphetamines as i can afford later tonight
Mar 20
i love mayonnaise
Mar 23
if i dont shower in the next ~30 min while im peaking on this coffee then i probably wont shower again for a week
Mar 31
feel incapable of having thoughts that arent just 3 unrelated words strung together [ex. iphone...kitchen...suicide, pillow...mira...candy]
Apr 2
went to the grocery store and bought 1 cucumber with my debit card
Apr 6
thought something like 'i can't wait to go home and tweet a lot' while buying candy & beer at 7/11 for maybe the 10th time this week
Apr 8
crack is fine
Apr 11
anyone want to fuck my face then murder me, the catch is you have to put your dick in my face before you murder me, bad deal
Apr 25
i should have gone to buffalo wild wings or something
May 1
in this episode of curb your enthusiasm larry david is going to a doctors office in the same building where i attended high school
May 7
saw a child make a quick escape from his stroller & run free before pausing in front of me then crying out of confusion/horror
May 12
my mom birthed me out of her vagina in a bed in an apartment in los angeles and now im this
May 14
feel like a little kid repeatedly/aggressively telling my mom im not tired bc im so overtired that im not aware of my tiredness
Jun 10
i want more chicken
Jun 12
meatloaf fuck town ima pass out
Jun 14
its significantly easier for me to buy crack cocaine than to prove to the government i live in new york
Jun 22
in my wallet rn i have advil, advil pm, dayquil, nyquil, cocaine, benadryl, [nondescript white pill], claritin, tylenol
Jun 26
there is candy in the vending machine but it is far and i am confused
Jul 2
intern sprinted towards me then monologued at me about the weather while i was crying behind sunglasses & silently binge eating ice cream
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