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2018
Jun 5
Not as many graves in the town graveyard as I would've expected
Oct 1
The only chair I own is my toilet
Nov 23
My least favorite person to make grilled cheeses for at the bar is the man who beats his wife
2019
Mar 13
Bar regular died today, everyone crying into their beers. In the kitchen the bacon is low. Like any other day I must restock the bacon
Dec 8
Seagull screaming because it had its crab stolen sounded like a dying child
2020
May 18
Few things make me want to jerk off less than tearing apart a lobster with my bare hands
Jul 11
Going to go to the beach today maybe, where there are, among other things, crabs and muck
Jul 15
Bird smashed into windowshield on highway on my way to work -- the last free thing in this town dies
Jul 25
Thought -- 'reverently', it almost seemed -- 'the cum dick. The biggest explosion' as I woke into an immediate hangover slapping flies off my body
Sep 29
Watched neighbor, whose wife I suspect left him a few weeks ago, stand absently in his garage alone, as if -- like someone who has taken a wrong turn on a road deep in the woods late at night -- surprised to find himself now so lost so suddenly
Oct 22
Nothing like a day of honest hard work at the office. A cold beer after. A little sweat. Rivers of blood. Plague-swept deserts, your sarcophagus rotten and invaded by vermin, one hundred thousand years of darkness
Dec 1
Misremembered the slogan of the United States Marines as 'The Few, The Proud, The Many'
Dec 25
When I see someone hot I think 'there they go'. We are all bugs to an extent. We are all glossy and beautiful. I've ejaculated in enough people for one lifetime
2021
Dec 23
Thought 'always time to die' nearly crashing my car merging into traffic in the tone of a James Bond film
2023
May 5
Falling into a deep well of sorrow listening to the acoustic band play at local bar. All the old people are out and trying to grope each's other's pussies
2024
Jan 26
Have 'Philip Roth novel'-like memories of crafting my own custom character in Tony Hawk's Underground for Nintendo Gamecube and then masturbating to her
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