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Jul 5
hope someone live-tweets my funeral and uses the hashtag 'willisdead'
Jul 15
someone from the drum n bass party in the living room just flooded the bathroom with urine
Jul 17
children's song titled 'if you're happy and you know it, you've never had sex with me'
Jun 17
time traveling three hours into the future via drugging myself
Aug 9
someone just yelled at me to get ready for my breast implants
Aug 15
just googled 'what is the point of a tiny sauce pan'
Aug 21
klonopin induced inability to disembark the plane without falling over
Aug 22
rick ross shrugs three times, rolls his shoulders back, grunts twice, and leaves the bathroom unsure whether he truly believes
Aug 24
feel like i can't smile because my mustache is too heavy
Sep 2
jock at my high school used to say 'so many cocks in my ass' to suggest that he was in a frustrating or uncomfortable situation
Sep 14
just nicknamed someone 'bird-shit danny'
Sep 29
turns out you can't just write 'xanax' on a piece of paper and hand it to the pharmacist and get xanax here
Oct 1
feel like a sim that has to pee/has just pissed itself. except substitute the pissing with hitting my head on every surface in my home
Oct 2
i want a macarthur grant to take adderall and browse the internet
Oct 3
tao lin idly masturbating while browsing the xanax tag on tumblr
Oct 4
my psychiatrist collects clocks and they all tick at different intervals. seems like a good business strategy
Oct 6
on xanax trying to imagine dying. pretty convinced we don't really die
Oct 8
ppl cry during yoga because of hurt stored in muscles. ppl cry during emails for same reason
Oct 8
DNHC: desperately need human contact
Oct 8
pretending twin mattress is obese girlfriend #DNHC
Oct 8
the only country where you can hide from your feelings is xanax
Oct 9
want to give the world the silent treatment but i know it would be okay with that
Oct 9
dropped xanax. spent 5 mins on hands and knees. took off shoes i was wearing and checked in them. now, not taking drugs as punishment
Oct 9
don't cry over spilled xanax
Oct 9
the great xanax hunt of 2012
Oct 12
the xanax before time
Oct 12
xanax jesus warrior princess
Oct 14
adderall tooth fairy
Oct 14
spiderman who shoots webs of pcp
Oct 15
intense fear of xanax coma where i wake up with macbook split in half via lying on it so it doesn't close.
Oct 15
tweeting at you bitches is like jacking off in the dark. where's the love?
Oct 15
i keep tellin' bitches that the smell is part of the appeal, but it's not working. what am i doin' wrong?
Oct 16
presidential debate where the moderator is on pcp
Oct 16
hare krishna selling pot brownies, klonopin, and adderall in front of bobst
Oct 16
voting feels like the SATS in nightmares where you don't speak korean and you're taking the korean SATS
Oct 16
can't remember the last time i didn't take drugs
Oct 17
just hallucinated a picture of a horse onto my macbook screen. i can still sort of see the horse...
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